Yeah, it’s the future. The present is a present and the past can kiss my ass ( I think I got that from a rap song somewhere). I can see where you are coming from with the 2011 stuff, I currently prefer “twenty dubs” or “two to the Oh to the one to the one”, but I’m still trying to perfect it. As for changes this year though, I will honestly try to keep in touch better. Even though I know we will always pick up where we left off, it is still better to call than to read your website (not that there is anything wrong with that). That being said, I do have a couple of suggestions to contribute to your repetoire, since I did instill in your many of the hilarious characterisitics that you now share with others from a stage: The Flea Market (The Office-style type)…the vendors, the shoppers, the merchants…probably the funniest place on Earth. Go to the Smokey Mountain Flea Market outside of Chattanooga, TN, and bring a notepad. Next, freshman year at Villanova, I came to visit and while the whole “hood rat, hood rat, hoochie mama” dance amongst an entire new group was funny, the one thing that sticks out in my mind the most…. is when we were sitting in the hallway, not far off from some girls we were attempting to impress and I look down and notice you have a hole in your boxers and in your jeans. That’s right my friend, your balls were hanging out…funniest shit ever. I miss you old friend and wish you luck in “Twenny Leven”, we’ll talk soon.

Frank

-Bres